Should i phone within sick tomorrow if yes what pretext?

Should i phone within sick tomorrow if yes what pretext?
Yes. You can call it a mental vigour day or Monday morning weakness. I'm sure you're boss will understand. Ha.
Not if you're doing for the hell of it. in attendance must be a legit reason b4 you can do that.
Gastric - intestinal disturbance or flu symptoms should do the trick
YES. you're dog be run over. sad but believable.
No, you will inevitability the money next payday.
No, linger until Tuesday to do that or Thursday, so you can get an extra time off after Wednesday, the 4th of July. LOL
"I hold the Plague" always get sympathy
Well, if your Canadian NO! you'd be making double time for the holiday and if you don't show that means you draw from ZIPPO!! Go to work lol you need the money!
Depends on if you call in sick ultimate Monday, if you are a women the time of the month is always flawless. If you have a mannish boss, he wants to capture you off the phone as soon as possible, if the boss is a women she will take to mean. Diarrhea is always virtuous, you can't get to far away from the bathroom